This is my favorite thing! I have a whole rant about Anne Rice /Stephenie Meyer.

I read a comment once that said Stephenie Meyer was a Queen of Vampires and it left me shaking with anger. This person knows fuck all about vampire literature if they think Stephenie Meyer is the Queen. Anne Rice - hands down - holds this crown - she fuckin’ is the Queen of The Damned. If it weren’t for her none of these vampire writing bitches would have sold their sex filled versions. 

Maybe I’m just a purist. And let’s be honest - Louis is the original weepy emo vampire and he does it way better than Edward. And on top of that - Robert Pattinson is no, and never will be, Brad fuckin’ Pitt.